Down there in the USA, state government after state government is starting to pass laws making it uncomfortable or downright illegal to have an abortion. I even heard a rumour that one State government will make it legal to kill abortion doctors. And the GOP, that grand old party, is making real noise about reducing or removing reproductive rights from women. Even a woman's access to birth control may be at risk.
So it's looks to me like the Republicans want to have zillions of little Republicans dashing about - to mold and shape - to grow into a grand army for the Republic.... Sorry, no, sorry. That's Star Wars. But they definitely do seem to want lots of little ones popping out.
So, I was thinking. We shouldn't stop with reducing or negating women's reproductive rights. We should include the men as well, right? So. How about a few new laws? Because every sperm is sacred.
1) Vasectomies are prohibited.
2) Condoms are prohibited.
3) Outercourse or withdrawal is prohibited.
4) Abstinence is prohibited.
However, the Rhythm Method is allowed.
There. Now that's good isn't it? We're all in it together.
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